Assistant
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Sidney Smith
Personal assistant
OBJECTIVE:
A position where I can help an ambitious tyrant seize control of the majority of or entirety of the planet before organizing a mission to conquer all nearby [...]
Kittensplodge and the Awful Correspondence
To: Tony
From: Kittensplodge
T, the sink is growing. GROWING. I’ve had it. Either fix it, or get somebody to fix it, or I swear I’m going to [...]
Letter to an Overly Ambitious Alien Chef of the Future
Leon D’ Razi’chn
Chef and Owner
X’Rstys Restaurant
The Caltog Quadrant
My dear Leon,
Such a pleasure to dine at your charming establishment the other day—as you promised, delightful location, just lovely, particularly for the [...]