You will get a letter tomorrow that will arrive in a flat cardboard mailer. Do not, I repeat, do not bend it. Before you open it, make sure you have a [...]
Issue: March 2008
Viscosity Breakdown
Fuckin’ A! They made me a Dipstick Wrangler! Although the interview yesterday afternoon went badly, as my job interviews always do, I just got off the phone with someone from [...]
The Rosebush
No, I can’t pick a better day. A storm is brewin’ outside, and there’s a storm brewin’ in me. A perfect day for what I need to say. God, woman, [...]
Homecoming
On Monday morning of homecoming week I wake next to a stranger, but this is hardly new. We’ve played this game for at least a month. In the dim bedroom [...]
Styrofoam and Other Hazards
Andy had mastered it. He flipped a burger into the air. The patty turned once, narrowly missing the drop ceiling, before coming to rest on his spatula. He flipped it [...]